<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548</id><updated>2011-11-27T18:41:01.717-05:00</updated><category term='poltics'/><category term='Random Nonsense'/><category term='Gag Me Gossip'/><category term='Culture Whore'/><category term='back in the day but i&apos;m not a kid anymore...'/><category term='TV'/><category term='film'/><category term='mailbag'/><category term='Sucka Free Sports'/><category term='Music'/><category term='politics'/><title type='text'>Franky Arriola</title><subtitle type='html'>I'm a hard nosed drunk with a liver of gold. My friends and family say I'm cruel and unusual. I have a tendency to strong-arm midgets. I once tried to become a boxer but then I realized that my hand-eye coordination was awful and I never came from an impoverished background. Then I realized one day that I should give comedy a try. So here I am!</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>423</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-1617698932502904573</id><published>2009-07-15T00:35:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-07-15T00:37:06.919-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='TV'/><title type='text'>Miami Vomit</title><summary type='text'>I'm back from vomiting after watching the premier of Miami Social. This show is so bad. It feels like the end of civilization is upon us. I can hear the barbarians at the gate loud and clear. I know people say that all of the time whenever there's an awful event like 9/11 or something society cranks out that is incredibly low from the literary/arts world or when a real life sci-fi freak like </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/1617698932502904573'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/1617698932502904573'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2009/07/miami-vomit.html' title='Miami Vomit'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-5442252875032498194</id><published>2009-07-13T08:40:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-07-13T08:40:55.651-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='back in the day but i&apos;m not a kid anymore...'/><title type='text'>Custodial Doodies</title><summary type='text'>One of things that watching TV does for me time to time is give me flashbacks to my childhood at the oddest times.  I was recently talking to a friend about a personal favorite South Park episode "Mystery Of The Urinal Deuce" which dealt with two things that drive me nuts and that's people that think 9/11 was an inside job and school officials that get upset at kids for being stupid then having </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/5442252875032498194'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/5442252875032498194'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2009/07/custodial-doodies.html' title='Custodial Doodies'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-7493541454746724262</id><published>2009-07-03T15:41:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-07-03T15:43:17.112-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>Dedication for my lady...</title><summary type='text'>Sarah,I dedicate this song to you, my homegirl from the north.  I'm so glad to know that you can handle the pressure of high office.  Take care and please don't bother visiting the lower 48 states ever again.Love,Franky</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/7493541454746724262'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/7493541454746724262'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2009/07/dedication-for-my-lady.html' title='Dedication for my lady...'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-2509727250632752973</id><published>2009-07-01T13:14:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-07-01T13:15:39.526-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><title type='text'>30 Of The Funniest Things That's Happened Since Michael Jackson Died</title><summary type='text'>Ever since Michael Jackson died, this past week has been overly saturated with media coverage of his death. It's been a ridiculous overload to a man that made great music but died molest children. It seems like everybody has overlooked this HUGE story in his life. I've decided to compile my list of the most ridiculously funny and just flat out wrong things that's happened since he died.Funniest </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/2509727250632752973'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/2509727250632752973'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2009/07/30-of-funniest-things-thats-happened.html' title='30 Of The Funniest Things That&apos;s Happened Since Michael Jackson Died'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-709151223272733116</id><published>2009-06-30T02:29:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-30T02:37:40.700-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>Things I Learned Watching TV</title><summary type='text'>Friends,I created a blog (yes, I know I have way too much time on my hands) that is based on my life-long love of TV.  The page is a little rough right now but it's coming along.  I'll update it often.  The focus will be on TV and what I've learned from watching it.  All the  way from my birth to present day.  I know some people will raise their concerns but it's a talent I have to watch TV and </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/709151223272733116'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/709151223272733116'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2009/06/things-i-learned-watching-tv.html' title='Things I Learned Watching TV'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-3897671250390398805</id><published>2009-06-26T13:56:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-26T14:00:29.698-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='TV'/><title type='text'>Celebrity Death Pool 2009</title><summary type='text'>Wow!  It’s been an insane week for celebrity deaths.  The Internet has been buzzing the past 3 days about the deaths of Ed McMahon, Farah Fawcett and of course the King Of Pop himself, Michael Jackson.  I think this year will probably surprise us with a few more surprises.  Here’s my top 10 list of upcoming celebrity deaths:1. Muhammad Ali – He’s in his mid-sixties now and is fighting Parkinson’s</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/3897671250390398805'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/3897671250390398805'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2009/06/celebrity-death-pool-2009.html' title='Celebrity Death Pool 2009'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-7358597180618680831</id><published>2009-06-25T17:39:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-25T17:40:55.250-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><title type='text'>RIP King Of Pop!</title><summary type='text'>While the whole insane world mourns Michael Jackson's death, I'll let Chris Rock speak on my behalf.  The guy made great music but he molested kids.I'll post my blog later about MJ and the whole media circus.  In the meantime, enjoy the clip!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/7358597180618680831'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/7358597180618680831'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2009/06/rip-king-of-pop.html' title='RIP King Of Pop!'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-3462742424282882072</id><published>2009-05-15T22:35:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-15T22:38:10.447-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>Bill Maher on Obama's ASU controversy...</title><summary type='text'>Arizona State University was my dream school as a kid because Playboy ranked it # 1 school for hottest chicks and I've been dreaming of attending that school ever since.  I was annoyed to hear that ASU denied President Obama an honorary degree because of right-wing political backlash.  I was just watching Bill Maher's show and he nailed it on the head with this quote."Obama was speaking at ASU </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/3462742424282882072'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/3462742424282882072'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2009/05/bill-maher-on-obamas-asu-controversy.html' title='Bill Maher on Obama&apos;s ASU controversy...'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-8842376529910298898</id><published>2009-05-13T12:36:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-13T12:37:52.121-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='TV'/><title type='text'>Los Expertos- Trailer</title><summary type='text'>Check out this project my friend Alan Castro is working on.  I shot my cameo recently as one of the hitmen.  It was a lot of fun.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/8842376529910298898'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/8842376529910298898'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2009/05/los-expertos-trailer.html' title='Los Expertos- Trailer'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-2366382091065031904</id><published>2009-05-12T20:05:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-12T20:05:53.007-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>Miss California's Press Conference</title><summary type='text'>I'm entrenched in this story...</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/2366382091065031904'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/2366382091065031904'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2009/05/miss-californias-press-conference.html' title='Miss California&apos;s Press Conference'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-6737182496149320140</id><published>2009-05-12T14:31:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-12T14:32:08.034-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>Dirty Bird Special</title><summary type='text'>This is going to be me in 45 years.The Daily Show With Jon StewartM - Th 11p / 10cDirty Bird Specialthedailyshow.comDaily Show Full EpisodesEconomic CrisisPolitical Humor</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/6737182496149320140'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/6737182496149320140'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2009/05/dirty-bird-special.html' title='Dirty Bird Special'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-7573356519664039610</id><published>2009-05-10T17:27:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-10T17:27:27.948-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>live and in person!</title><summary type='text'>Friends,I know I spend my days making you laugh with my updates on here, so let me try it a step further by having you coming to see me at a comedy club and do it in person.I'm back at the Miami Improv this Wednesday night (5/13/09) at 8PM.  You're my guest so you'll get in for FREE!  As always, you're a VIP because you're my friend.  I know it's grand.Anyways, be there on time so you can get a </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/7573356519664039610'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/7573356519664039610'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2009/05/live-and-in-person.html' title='live and in person!'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-4066873710621626677</id><published>2009-05-08T11:47:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-08T11:48:57.620-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>In honor of Father Al...</title><summary type='text'>In the wake of the Padre Alberto Cutie nonsense, it's time to please put an end to this nonsense and the let the priests get some (by either marriage or at least date) so they can stop molesting boys and paparazzis can stop photographing quasi-celebrity priests at the beach with chicks. I'm declaring today NATIONAL LOSE YOUR VIGINITY DAY!Go get some...</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/4066873710621626677'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/4066873710621626677'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2009/05/in-honor-of-father-al.html' title='In honor of Father Al...'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-2583625557444774495</id><published>2009-05-06T17:13:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-06T17:14:12.511-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>Number 2 is the shit!</title><summary type='text'>I have no idea how I made it to number two on this list but thank you anyways!http://leadingcomedians.com/This is great to be ranked so high locally.Love,Franky</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/2583625557444774495'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/2583625557444774495'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2009/05/number-2-is-shit.html' title='Number 2 is the shit!'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-6399710872768612526</id><published>2009-05-05T20:58:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-05T21:00:07.910-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>Hot Under The Collar</title><summary type='text'>FINALLY WE HAVE A PRIEST SCANDAL THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE LITTLE BOYS!I met this guy when I was in 8th grade and I talked to him for about 20 minutes. The whole time it was about meeting women. God's name never came up once. I love this guy and I take back calling him a douce recently.http://www.miamiherald.com/459/story/1033259.html</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/6399710872768612526'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/6399710872768612526'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2009/05/hot-under-collar.html' title='Hot Under The Collar'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-6920519911620682778</id><published>2009-04-29T21:28:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-04-29T21:29:49.304-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>Half-Baked Ninja Turtles</title><summary type='text'>I was randomly looking around for random nonsense and I found this funny little video about one of my favorite movies.ENJOY!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/6920519911620682778'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/6920519911620682778'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2009/04/half-baked-ninja-turtles.html' title='Half-Baked Ninja Turtles'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-869318721050890546</id><published>2009-04-27T15:11:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-04-27T15:12:22.507-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>Swine Flu Victim Speaks Out...</title><summary type='text'>Check out my friend Ronnie's clip after he contracted the swine flu.Enjoy!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/869318721050890546'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/869318721050890546'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2009/04/swine-flu-victim-speaks-out.html' title='Swine Flu Victim Speaks Out...'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-8963889790101578270</id><published>2009-04-22T01:59:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-04-22T02:00:37.507-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>Disclaimer For Jehovah</title><summary type='text'>Friends,Here's the blog that I promised below that I'd write about my experience with the Jehovah's Witness on the phone. If you're uptight, you probably don't want to read this but if you get my brand of crude humor and actually have the time to read it (yeah, it's fucking long) then you'll totally enjoy it and then ask when's my next stand-up gig is which is May 13th at the Miami Improv. Thanks</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/8963889790101578270'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/8963889790101578270'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2009/04/disclaimer-for-jehovah.html' title='Disclaimer For Jehovah'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-7961869384089613155</id><published>2009-04-22T01:31:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-04-22T01:51:27.085-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>Mondays With Jehovah</title><summary type='text'>I spent my Monday night debating whether to go to the gym or go through my napkins and Post It Notes to sort out the premises I came up with on the fly for some new stand-up material. Then, my answer to my night came: it was Jehovah!  Well, not really the real Jehovah but some young Latina girl on the phone asking me if I'm interested in my own salvation. I should have known it was a telemarketer</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/7961869384089613155'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/7961869384089613155'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2009/04/mondays-with-jehovah_22.html' title='Mondays With Jehovah'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-6775803691615710239</id><published>2009-04-21T23:29:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-04-21T23:30:45.548-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>Down n' Dirty in the Down Under.</title><summary type='text'>I had a friend in college that did his JYA in Australia but never got to see kangaroos mate in the wild.  This video is for him.This is great stuff.  Enjoy!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/6775803691615710239'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/6775803691615710239'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2009/04/down-n-dirty-in-down-under.html' title='Down n&apos; Dirty in the Down Under.'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-6663070167465988773</id><published>2009-04-20T19:33:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-04-20T19:39:25.812-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>Rudy is being gay about gay marriage.</title><summary type='text'>Gay marriage is towards the bottom of my list of things that we need to fix in the world but I'm outraged that a douchebag like Rudy Giuliani is attacking gay marriage after being married 3 times (not counting his numerous affairs) and also having lived with two gay guys (yes, even during his beloved 9/11/). I hope the people in NY don't elect this asshole governor. It's time the voters fuck him </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/6663070167465988773'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/6663070167465988773'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2009/04/rudy-is-being-gay-about-gay-marriage.html' title='Rudy is being gay about gay marriage.'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-5404207693951658727</id><published>2009-04-19T22:30:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2009-04-19T22:34:58.014-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='TV'/><title type='text'>REMOTE CONTROL</title><summary type='text'>This was probably my favorite show growing up as a kid being glued to MTV from the 1980's through the early 1990's.  This show exposed me to my childhood crush Kari Wührer.  I still have a thing for this chick and I'll watch any stupid movie that she's in late at night.MTV launches a ton of dumb shows all of the time now but there was a time when they had quality TV.  Here's an old episode that I</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/5404207693951658727'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/5404207693951658727'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2009/04/remote-control.html' title='REMOTE CONTROL'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-6117317956923123709</id><published>2009-04-19T19:57:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-04-19T19:59:26.505-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>constant nonsense</title><summary type='text'>Friends,I'm trying to expand my following on twitter.  If you enjoy my nonsense on this page, then you'll love it on on twitter.  I update it constantly and I don't hold back.Click on the link below and enjoy my nonsense:http://twitter.com/frankyarriolaThanks!Franky</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/6117317956923123709'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/6117317956923123709'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2009/04/constant-nonsense.html' title='constant nonsense'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-3845652028867552267</id><published>2009-04-17T14:47:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-04-17T14:48:23.481-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><title type='text'>HAPPY FRIDAY!</title><summary type='text'>I know I haven't posted much in a while but that's all going to change soon.  Here's something to snack on while I get my nonsense together.  Enjoy and have a happy Friday!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/3845652028867552267'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/3845652028867552267'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2009/04/happy-friday.html' title='HAPPY FRIDAY!'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-8637451278361076368</id><published>2009-03-31T17:49:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-03-31T17:52:30.694-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>ROTD Champ!</title><summary type='text'>Friends,I won ROTD on www.yelp.com today.  That amazing award stands for REVIEW OF THE DAY.  I wrote a while back but somehow, the people voted for me and I won it.  It's a nice surprise and in case you're not on yelp but still want to read what I wrote, here it is...Club SpaceFor me to review his club it really has to be broken down into two parts depending what type of person you are:Person A -</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/8637451278361076368'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/8637451278361076368'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2009/03/rotd-champ.html' title='ROTD Champ!'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-2740939772695320000</id><published>2009-03-23T22:56:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-03-23T22:56:40.958-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>Cougar to Cougar</title><summary type='text'>I randomly found this and I can't stop laughing.Please share with others.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/2740939772695320000'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/2740939772695320000'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2009/03/cougar-to-cougar.html' title='Cougar to Cougar'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-2020472855092012806</id><published>2009-03-17T09:49:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-03-17T09:50:23.562-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>Hot Monkey Oral Sex</title><summary type='text'>How come I never see this when I'm at the zoo?</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/2020472855092012806'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/2020472855092012806'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2009/03/hot-monkey-oral-sex.html' title='Hot Monkey Oral Sex'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-1272597998554876082</id><published>2009-03-15T10:24:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-03-15T10:47:45.355-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>Turtle Rapes Shoe</title><summary type='text'>I found this video and I can't stop laughing.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/1272597998554876082'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/1272597998554876082'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2009/03/turtle-rapes-shoe.html' title='Turtle Rapes Shoe'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-2786197461771299890</id><published>2009-03-12T08:36:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-03-12T08:37:03.939-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>Sorry but no fire to report from the Phoenix.</title><summary type='text'>I'm sorry but I got to the Joaquin Phoenix show too late last night. My friend was throwing the party and he said that they shut the doors at midnight as I got there at 12:10 am. The club had way too fucking many spring breakers outside trying to get in. As I stood by the lobby debating my next move, I checked facebook on my Blackberry and noticed that 6 friends mentioned me in their status </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/2786197461771299890'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/2786197461771299890'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2009/03/sorry-but-no-fire-to-report-from.html' title='Sorry but no fire to report from the Phoenix.'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-7046453605096072431</id><published>2009-03-10T11:33:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-03-10T11:35:23.024-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sucka Free Sports'/><title type='text'>Hitler upset @ TO's signing with Bills</title><summary type='text'>This video has got to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen and it proves that Bills fans are Nazis after all.  Go Dolphins!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/7046453605096072431'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/7046453605096072431'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2009/03/hitler-upset-tos-signing-with-bills.html' title='Hitler upset @ TO&apos;s signing with Bills'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-3257956847596156345</id><published>2009-03-04T10:41:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-03-04T10:41:47.723-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>info about tonight for your culo</title><summary type='text'>Friends,Tonight is going to be a packed night at the Improv which is always great but to avoid any possible nonsense try your hardest to be there by 8pm so you can get your tickets and get a good seat.All of my guests get in for FREE!  Yes, being my friend does have its benefits.  Just go to the box office and say you're my guest and that's it. It's simple and then you'll be in the club ready for</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/3257956847596156345'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/3257956847596156345'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2009/03/info-about-tonight-for-your-culo.html' title='info about tonight for your culo'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-5570458759046710037</id><published>2009-02-22T20:20:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-22T20:21:08.057-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='film'/><title type='text'>My 2009 Oscar Predictions...</title><summary type='text'>Friends,While most of you are @ Oscar watching parties, yours truly is hard at work here at home armed with his laptop and facing his TV to give you his predictions on tonight's 81st Oscar Awards Show.Here's my picks and also predictions of antics during the show:BEST PICTURE: SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE. The movie is a given winner and some producer will mention the Mumbai attacks and then thank his </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/5570458759046710037'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/5570458759046710037'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2009/02/my-2009-oscar-predictions.html' title='My 2009 Oscar Predictions...'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-3867242090923713231</id><published>2009-02-14T11:32:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-14T11:33:14.001-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><title type='text'>GIVE IT TO ME!</title><summary type='text'>They don't music videos like this anymore.  I want to wish every single person out there a Happy anti-Valentine's Day!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/3867242090923713231'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/3867242090923713231'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2009/02/give-it-to-me.html' title='GIVE IT TO ME!'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-4455596013780559524</id><published>2009-02-10T20:37:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-10T20:38:00.346-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><title type='text'>Excuse Me Miss</title><summary type='text'>This is my favorite commercial ever.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/4455596013780559524'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/4455596013780559524'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2009/02/excuse-me-miss.html' title='Excuse Me Miss'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-2698739862216247817</id><published>2009-02-10T01:53:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-10T01:54:43.886-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>25 Things You Don't Need To Know About Me:</title><summary type='text'>1. I tried writing new material/work on my screenplay and I got writer's block so I've decided to take a survey/nonsense break at 12:22am.2. I'm laying in bed watching American Pie which has given me a Nam-like flashback to high school.  I had some fun times but would never return to that point in my life although living in Miami still feels like it.3. I have a show coming up on Wednesday because</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/2698739862216247817'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/2698739862216247817'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2009/02/25-things-you-dont-need-to-know-about.html' title='25 Things You Don&apos;t Need To Know About Me:'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-2882376293989194089</id><published>2009-02-09T10:45:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-09T10:48:21.272-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>Please spare me the taser abuse</title><summary type='text'>Friends,I'll be performing Wednesday night (02/11/09) at the Miami Improv in Coconut Grove. I'd love to see all of your lovely faces again (or for the 1st time) so come on by because you're my guest and you get in free just because of that fun tidbit! Pretty please with an f-ing cherry on top try to be there by 8pm. The club gets pissed at me when the majority of guests get there retardedly late </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/2882376293989194089'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/2882376293989194089'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2009/02/please-me-taser-abuse.html' title='Please spare me the taser abuse'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-356451011008854990</id><published>2009-02-06T14:54:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-06T14:56:12.711-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><title type='text'>Happy Magnificent Friday!</title><summary type='text'>I'm in a great mood today and I just wanted to share with you one of my all-time favorite songs.  Enjoy!The Clash-Magnificent Seven</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/356451011008854990'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/356451011008854990'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2009/02/happy-magnificent-friday.html' title='Happy Magnificent Friday!'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-6893205032323083130</id><published>2009-02-05T15:28:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-05T15:28:22.583-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>Wharf Rat Monarchs</title><summary type='text'>Wharf Rat Monarchs (species - skankus miserabala)I’ve finally figured out the term that I’ve been looking for since junior high to describe the highly unattractive yet power-carrying ugly skanks that are at the center of the group of hot girls.  They are all short, stumpy, bitchy ugly little cunts.  Yes, I said cunt.  I’ve heard my mother tell me since childhood that people that use profanity </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/6893205032323083130'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/6893205032323083130'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2009/02/wharf-rat-monarchs.html' title='Wharf Rat Monarchs'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-3190595517094661123</id><published>2009-02-01T13:53:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-01T13:54:05.803-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>Thank you, Bill Maher!</title><summary type='text'>Bill Maher nailed it on the head with this clip about feminist women.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/3190595517094661123'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/3190595517094661123'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2009/02/thank-you-bill-maher.html' title='Thank you, Bill Maher!'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-1430129255701826948</id><published>2009-01-30T14:44:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-30T14:45:21.413-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>Haggard &amp; Unforgiven</title><summary type='text'>"A man can build a thousand bridges and he will be known to the world as a bridge-builder but if that man sucks one cock, he'll be remembered as a cocksucker." - Play It To The BoneLast night I once again stayed in and have kept the streak of my hermit-like 2009.  I flipped through the channels and watched Alexandria Pelosi's documentary about the fallen Jesus freak turned door-to-door life </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/1430129255701826948'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/1430129255701826948'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2009/01/haggard-unforgiven.html' title='Haggard &amp; Unforgiven'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-4580511554458428435</id><published>2009-01-27T01:54:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-27T01:55:52.093-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='TV'/><title type='text'>Tickle Me DeNiro</title><summary type='text'>It's a shame at this point in his career that Robert DeNiro has to go this low to be on public access TV.  He's overstayed his welcome and outlived his cool.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/4580511554458428435'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/4580511554458428435'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2009/01/tickle-me-deniro.html' title='Tickle Me DeNiro'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-8887203635344767156</id><published>2009-01-24T20:21:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-24T20:23:30.610-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='film'/><title type='text'>Planet Of The Montalban</title><summary type='text'>I found this clip of Ricardo Montalban from his memorable scene from Planet Of The Apes.  He plays circus owner named Armando that protects fugitive apes.  He's the man and this scene brings tears to my eyes.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/8887203635344767156'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/8887203635344767156'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2009/01/planet-of-montalban.html' title='Planet Of The Montalban'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-8068687487115206910</id><published>2009-01-19T16:38:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-19T16:38:31.479-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>IT'S ALMOST OVER!</title><summary type='text'>In less thank 24 hours, George W Bush will no longer be the President.  The nightmare is almost over!Here's a best of series of clips of the last painful 8 years that we have all endured.So long, asshole!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/8068687487115206910'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/8068687487115206910'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2009/01/its-almost-over.html' title='IT&apos;S ALMOST OVER!'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-2427480425027191270</id><published>2009-01-15T15:38:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-15T15:40:35.368-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='film'/><title type='text'>2009 Ricardo Montalabn Film Festival</title><summary type='text'>Friends,As most of you know, I'm a huge Ricardo Montalban fan and I totally bummed to hear the sad news late last night.  In his in honor, I'm hosting the 1st and probably known ever RICARDO MONTALBAN FILM FESTIVAL.He was a brilliant actor and a guy who's voice I'd kill for to do my voicemail away message.Here's the line-up of the films scheduled:The Naked Gun: From The Files Of Police </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/2427480425027191270'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/2427480425027191270'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2009/01/2009-ricardo-montalabn-film-festival.html' title='2009 Ricardo Montalabn Film Festival'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-6010043143992846941</id><published>2009-01-13T02:03:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-13T02:14:40.351-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>YELP IS ON THE WAY!</title><summary type='text'>I've recently become hooked on the website www.yelp.com because I love to eat out and always be a critic.  You can read my reviews on there by looking me up.  As most of you know me by now, I don't hold back but I'm fair.  I've praised many places but I also trash others harshly.  I've received several e-mails from the management by certain restaurants thanking me for their kind words and also a </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/6010043143992846941'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/6010043143992846941'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2009/01/yelp-is-on-way.html' title='YELP IS ON THE WAY!'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-5771110241809382947</id><published>2009-01-09T14:58:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-09T15:00:11.473-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><title type='text'>SMACK MY BITCH UP</title><summary type='text'>MTV banned this video and I can see why but I wish they didn't.  It's probably the greatest music video ever.  It's time to smack my bitch up.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/5771110241809382947'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/5771110241809382947'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2009/01/smack-my-bitch-up.html' title='SMACK MY BITCH UP'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-5763089916798010975</id><published>2008-12-26T19:23:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-26T19:24:11.596-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>Don't let my friend lose to a puppet...</title><summary type='text'>Friends,I hope you all had some very happy holidays and will have a stellar new year ahead.  Since this is the time for giving, I'm asking you for a minute of your time to help out my good friend Kirk Fox.  He's a stand-up comic out in LA and way hilarious.  He's a great guy and has been a huge supporter of mine since day one.  Actually, he encouraged me to just get on stage and not waste a </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/5763089916798010975'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/5763089916798010975'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/12/dont-let-my-friend-lose-to-puppet.html' title='Don&apos;t let my friend lose to a puppet...'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-157147328769049412</id><published>2008-12-23T14:44:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-23T14:44:28.892-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>HAPPY HOLIDAYS!</title><summary type='text'>Friends,Thanks for helping me give your digits again.  Hopefully in 2009, I won't lose my phone again because it happened twice in 2008.  I guess that should be my New Year's resolution.  NO MORE LOST PHONES!  Anyways, I wanted to wish you all some very happy holidays ahead.  I'll be back in full force at the Improv comedy clubs in January 2009.  There are opening up a new club in West Palm Beach</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/157147328769049412'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/157147328769049412'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/12/happy-holidays.html' title='HAPPY HOLIDAYS!'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-8046656193852054885</id><published>2008-12-23T14:02:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-23T14:02:26.177-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>WHAT AN ASSSSSSSS!</title><summary type='text'>I can't believe there's a whole generation of kids out there that didn't grow up with Dolemite.  It's a shame.        </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/8046656193852054885'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/8046656193852054885'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/12/what-assssssss.html' title='WHAT AN ASSSSSSSS!'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-9108882683752970639</id><published>2008-12-21T20:20:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-21T20:20:38.255-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>DIGIT LOSER</title><summary type='text'>Friends,I got very shitfaced last night and was so wasted that I forgot my own address but managed to remember my parent's address which is where the cab took me.  I barely remember much but I'm sure I had fun.  To make a long story short, I lost my fucking phone and my direct pipeline to fun has been derailed.  I need your digits because I'm a digit loser and I need to get back in the loop.  </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/9108882683752970639'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/9108882683752970639'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/12/digit-loser.html' title='DIGIT LOSER'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-7945386879912687092</id><published>2008-12-11T15:07:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-11T15:08:13.902-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>RIP COACH DEAN</title><summary type='text'>If you went to Columbus High School and had this guy's class, you'd be as bummed as I am today.  He was a great guy and a pure clown.  I have to be honest and admit that I didn't learn a thing in his class but he was a lot of fun.  He was a stand up guy that helped me out with college recommendation letters and also put in a good word for me with this douchebag teacher that he was giving me shit </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/7945386879912687092'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/7945386879912687092'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/12/rip-coach-dean.html' title='RIP COACH DEAN'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-2293244648759859817</id><published>2008-12-10T15:44:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-10T15:44:33.840-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>Fuck it.  I'm keeping it real.</title><summary type='text'>I've been on a semi-creative funk the past few months and it's due to me holding back on getting my message out there.  I spent the good part of late last night trying to set up another blog page of an alter ego to get out the good stories that need to be told with out me catching any heat from it because I don't want to piss off a friend, family member or just some girl I'm trying to hook up </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/2293244648759859817'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/2293244648759859817'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/12/fuck-it-im-keeping-it-real.html' title='Fuck it.  I&apos;m keeping it real.'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-977739298084053751</id><published>2008-11-14T13:05:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-14T13:05:53.697-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>Small World</title><summary type='text'>I don't get the whole appeal of Small World.  There's nothing cool about it except saying that you're a member of this exclusive cyber club.  I've been a member for 6 months and I haven't found anything cool about it.  I feel pathetic every time I mention that I'm a member because I guess to some it comes off as bragging.  It's gotten retarded.  I had no idea this site was such a big deal to </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/977739298084053751'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/977739298084053751'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/11/small-world.html' title='Small World'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-8417240546735870331</id><published>2008-11-10T12:23:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-10T12:24:34.517-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><title type='text'>What I'm putting into my ears and into my brain these days...</title><summary type='text'>Friends,I know I promised you all a while back that I'd make anyone that asked a CD mix if they just asked.  I must have forgot that I have over 1,500 Internet friends and I couldn't meet with the demand for no other reason that I'm lazy and realized it would get expensive to send some of the mixes to my friends that live abroad.  So, instead I'd rather give you a small list of what particular </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/8417240546735870331'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/8417240546735870331'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/11/what-im-putting-into-my-ears-and-into.html' title='What I&apos;m putting into my ears and into my brain these days...'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-7183204477331841854</id><published>2008-11-03T10:07:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-03T10:08:32.307-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>Miami Improv Turkey Fest!</title><summary type='text'>Friends,It's that time of year again for the annual Miami Improv Comedy Turkey Fest. I had a solid showing last year and came in 3rd place. Hopefully this year I can come in 1st place with your support. The show is takes place on Wednesday night November 5th at 8pm. It's going to feature the best of South Florida's comics. I forgot to mention that the final place contestant wins a turkey so </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/7183204477331841854'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/7183204477331841854'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/11/miami-improv-turkey-fest_03.html' title='Miami Improv Turkey Fest!'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-5360059505381782229</id><published>2008-11-03T10:07:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-03T10:08:23.677-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>Miami Improv Turkey Fest!</title><summary type='text'>Friends,It's that time of year again for the annual Miami Improv Comedy Turkey Fest. I had a solid showing last year and came in 3rd place. Hopefully this year I can come in 1st place with your support. The show is takes place on Wednesday night November 5th at 8pm. It's going to feature the best of South Florida's comics. I forgot to mention that the final place contestant wins a turkey so </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/5360059505381782229'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/5360059505381782229'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/11/miami-improv-turkey-fest.html' title='Miami Improv Turkey Fest!'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-3529783975491769596</id><published>2008-10-24T01:03:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-24T01:03:45.512-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>Second City LA</title><summary type='text'>Friends,I've spent the past week training at the Second City theater in LA.  It's been an amazing experience and I'm doing a performance Friday night at 6:30pm with 4 other people.  This place has taken things for me on other level and I really hope that you can come by and check it out if you're in the area.  Thanks again for all of your support as always.  Call my cell for any info 305-796-7598</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/3529783975491769596'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/3529783975491769596'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/10/second-city-la.html' title='Second City LA'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-5568046172846774502</id><published>2008-10-16T11:11:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-16T11:12:52.813-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>Things To Do @ Age 28!</title><summary type='text'>I wrote this note to myself a few weeks ago when I just turned 28.  I was at my apartment drinking by myself waiting for my cab to take me to a world of trouble and I realized that I was going to be 30 sooner than I thought and I needed to make my own bucket list for the next 2 years.  I decided to keep it simple and to the point.  I taped the note to my fridge and it's been a conversation </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/5568046172846774502'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/5568046172846774502'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/10/things-to-do-age-28.html' title='Things To Do @ Age 28!'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-5743650214542985861</id><published>2008-10-09T18:46:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-09T18:47:00.132-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>My B-Day present</title><summary type='text'>Ok, so some of you didn't get me a birthday present and that's ok because I didn't say what I wanted.  I now know what I want and it's a Karate Chimp.  All of you can chip in for the chimp.Take a look at this video and you'll see why I'm obsessed.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/5743650214542985861'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/5743650214542985861'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/10/my-b-day-present.html' title='My B-Day present'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-8729600273317587093</id><published>2008-09-30T20:03:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-09-30T20:03:56.198-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>Oh, those 2nd graders!</title><summary type='text'>I watched Sarah Palin's second interview with Katie Couric tonight and I was amazed that that the Wolf Killer brought her political career (and dignity) to new lows. I thought last week's Russian experience talk was a slit across the wrists but tonight's was the Clorox shot to compliment the slitting. If you didn't see it, I'll give the you Cliff Notes version: they showed a clip of her giving a </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/8729600273317587093'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/8729600273317587093'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/09/oh-those-2nd-graders.html' title='Oh, those 2nd graders!'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-317172359924659460</id><published>2008-09-28T15:16:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-09-28T15:17:11.269-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='TV'/><title type='text'>Chris Rock's HBO special recap</title><summary type='text'>First off, I liked Chris Rock's HBO special last night but it wasn't his best work and the 3 international shows cut into 1 show at the same time was annoying.  I'm a huge Rock fan but I have to say that I was disappointed with it.  He hasn't done a special in 4 years and my expectations were high.  He's a brilliant mind and of the funniest comics ever.  He's become one of the leading voices of </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/317172359924659460'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/317172359924659460'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/09/chris-rocks-hbo-special-recap.html' title='Chris Rock&apos;s HBO special recap'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-5356405239614381607</id><published>2008-09-25T19:11:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-09-25T19:12:18.723-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>Schleppers</title><summary type='text'>My Jewish friends,Barack Obama is not a crazy muslim out to destroy Israel.  He is a friend to Israel and all Jewish people.  Take a look at the video below from the wise Sarah Silverman.  I hope you are moved from this video and do what is necessary.Franky    The Great Schlep from The Great Schlep on Vimeo.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/5356405239614381607'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/5356405239614381607'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/09/schleppers.html' title='Schleppers'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-1293972816182876873</id><published>2008-09-25T13:26:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-09-25T13:28:07.140-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>Miranda?  Like really?</title><summary type='text'>I catch so much shit from my friends for my daily high praise of Barack Obama and my verbal abuse of the McCain/Palin ticket.  I'm not as blindly biased as most people assume that I am.  This week I've received several invites to attend a fundraiser being held by Cynthia Nixon (Miranda from Sex and the City) and I have no desire to attend this party.  Miranda was my least favorite character on </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/1293972816182876873'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/1293972816182876873'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/09/miranda-like-really.html' title='Miranda?  Like really?'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-6934667825630334308</id><published>2008-09-23T12:43:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-09-23T12:44:11.924-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><title type='text'>SUGAR WALLS</title><summary type='text'>This song used to make me crack up whenever it came on MTV because of the double meaning.  And guess what?  It still does!"Sugar Walls" by Sheena Easton      </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/6934667825630334308'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/6934667825630334308'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/09/sugar-walls.html' title='SUGAR WALLS'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-2019541460039356057</id><published>2008-09-16T14:04:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-09-16T14:08:33.595-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>Scientific</title><summary type='text'>Friends,I'm feeling scientific today.  I was wondering if any of you out there have access to Human Growth Hormone (HGH) and a midget.  I just thought of it today seeing if this new wonder drug can help midgets grow.  I'm not really sure if it's been done before but I'd love to try it out sometime.  Please contact me if you can be of any help in any way.  I'd really appreciate it.  Thank </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/2019541460039356057'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/2019541460039356057'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/09/scientific.html' title='Scientific'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-2844230023020946642</id><published>2008-09-15T21:09:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-09-15T21:10:26.937-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>Matt Damon On The Wolf Killer</title><summary type='text'>Matt Damnon rocks!  Check out this clip of him ripping Sarah Palin.  He nailed it on the head.GOD BLESS MATT DAMON!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/2844230023020946642'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/2844230023020946642'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/09/matt-damon-on-wolf-killer.html' title='Matt Damon On The Wolf Killer'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-5944492955481633499</id><published>2008-09-12T17:51:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-09-12T17:52:24.321-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>HELP SAVE LIL BRISTOL!</title><summary type='text'>The Palin clan just loves to talk about their "special" little child Bristol so much that he's become a political home run with the pro-life crowd.  There's an Alaskan mystery as to whom is the child's true mother (and father).  Some say it's Sarah's and other's say it's her underage daughter's used as a cover-up to something else.  Regardless of the actual identity of the parents, this is fucked</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/5944492955481633499'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/5944492955481633499'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/09/help-save-lil-bristol.html' title='HELP SAVE LIL BRISTOL!'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-8181516508288454096</id><published>2008-09-04T12:10:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-09-04T12:11:20.637-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>GOP Convention Recap</title><summary type='text'>Here's the breakdown of everything that has happened in this week's GOP convention:Rudy Giulianni - He starts off by talking about 9/11, tying Obama to be a naive muslim that loves terrorists, cutting taxes to stick it to the terrorists, terrorism, dead puppy dogs, brief mention of 9/11, emptying out an 8-ball of soot on the podium collected at Ground Zero then snorting it Tony Montana style to </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/8181516508288454096'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/8181516508288454096'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/09/gop-convention-recap.html' title='GOP Convention Recap'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-2023819283875406429</id><published>2008-09-01T13:11:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-09-01T13:12:17.802-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>Show the love on hump day!</title><summary type='text'>Friends,I'll be performing this Wednesday night at the Miami Improv and it would be great to see you there.  My guests get in free as always.Please show the love on hump day!FrankyMiami Improv Shoppes of Mayfair 3390 Mary Street 182 Miami, FL 33133 USA(305) 441-8200www.miamiimprov.com</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/2023819283875406429'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/2023819283875406429'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/09/show-love-on-hump-day.html' title='Show the love on hump day!'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-7825950750420257560</id><published>2008-08-29T12:11:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-08-29T12:16:52.551-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>Sarah Palin's Big Fucking Day!</title><summary type='text'>First off, congrats to Governor Sarah Palin on being selected to be John McCain's VP this year.  I'm not going to make fun of her today because it's her BIG DAY and I just found out that she has a retarded son.  I'll spare her the obvious low-brow retard jokes because it's in bad taste and today is also homegirl's big fucking day.  I'll be back to attack her in the days and months ahead (</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/7825950750420257560'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/7825950750420257560'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/08/sarah-palins-big-fucking-day.html' title='Sarah Palin&apos;s Big Fucking Day!'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-482938492243242903</id><published>2008-08-25T16:10:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-08-25T16:11:00.376-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>Pushing things back a week...</title><summary type='text'>Friends,I won't be able to perform this week at the Miami Improv (8/27/08) but I'll be back next week (9/3/08) so mark your calenders and bring your asses to the show!If you still feel like checking out this week's show then you're in for a great night because it's being hosted by the always hilarious Freddy Stebbins and featuring  one of my local favorites Forrest Shaw.Hope everyone else is </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/482938492243242903'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/482938492243242903'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/08/pushing-things-back-week.html' title='Pushing things back a week...'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-8839943083167725155</id><published>2008-08-21T16:47:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-08-21T16:47:44.877-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>Want to help Obama get elected?</title><summary type='text'>Do you want to help Barack Obama get elected President of the USA?I encourage you to visit the website and type your zip code to see the many events occurring in your neighborhood: http://my.barackobama.com/page/event/search_simpleThe profile for these individuals is someone ready to dedicate the time and energy to connect neighbor to neighbor.YES WE CAN!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/8839943083167725155'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/8839943083167725155'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/08/want-to-help-obama-get-elected.html' title='Want to help Obama get elected?'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-7658068191888433833</id><published>2008-08-21T15:36:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-08-21T15:36:41.007-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>FUCK HUGH!</title><summary type='text'>I checked this month's Playboy magazine with Anna Faris on the cover and I was slightly excited because she doesn't seen like the kind of chick that would ever do that type of thing.  Most of her movies are lame and some are good (Lost In Translation) but she always seems to overact and kill the vibe of any movie that she's in.  I was recently talking about my all around annoyance with her </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/7658068191888433833'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/7658068191888433833'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/08/fuck-hugh.html' title='FUCK HUGH!'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-2877273772208313813</id><published>2008-08-13T14:18:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-08-13T14:19:15.075-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>Scary Stalker Technology!</title><summary type='text'>Friends,This website is seriously fucked up if you're currently undergoing stalking from a crazy ex or just some dude that is just flat out obsessed with you.  I hope this website gets shut down because it's dangerous technology for stalkers to have that are looking for their targets.Its unreal how far technology has come. Check out this site and type in a cell phone number and you can track what</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/2877273772208313813'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/2877273772208313813'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/08/scary-stalker-technology.html' title='Scary Stalker Technology!'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-2342431571754876620</id><published>2008-08-11T14:43:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-08-11T14:48:36.443-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>Upcoming Standing Up</title><summary type='text'>Friends and fans,I'll be performing at the Miami Improv August 27th and September 3rd at 8pm.  Say my name at the box office door and you'll get in for FREE!  I'd love to see you all there so please come by for a laugh.  Thanks again for all of your support.Miami Improv Shoppes of Mayfair 3390 Mary Street #182 Miami, FL 33133 USA +1 (305) 441-8200www.miamiimprov.com</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/2342431571754876620'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/2342431571754876620'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/08/upcoming-standing-up.html' title='Upcoming Standing Up'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-4980752795873788861</id><published>2008-08-06T20:23:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-08-06T20:25:01.488-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>Did John McCain call his wife a cunt?</title><summary type='text'>Did John McCain call his wife a cunt?  There's a rumor going around that he did and some guy at a town hall meeting addressed the question.  This video is pretty funny.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/4980752795873788861'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/4980752795873788861'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/08/did-john-mccain-call-his-wife-cunt.html' title='Did John McCain call his wife a cunt?'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-1649918520754096487</id><published>2008-07-30T11:21:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-07-30T11:21:43.108-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sucka Free Sports'/><title type='text'>3600 Hours!</title><summary type='text'>I just read that NBC will broadcast 3600 hours of Olympics coverage starting on August 8th.  Reading that has propelled my current sickness to make me have to puke again.  I've never been an Olympics fan.  I always thought that the events were lame and I know most people feel the same way.  The only reason why people even tolerate it is because they give us a 4 year waiting period to swallow this</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/1649918520754096487'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/1649918520754096487'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/07/3600-hours.html' title='3600 Hours!'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-488188184303252199</id><published>2008-07-25T08:42:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-07-25T08:42:32.076-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>Back in Team America</title><summary type='text'>Friends,I'm officially back in Miami and I was hoping that I'd slip into a nice little self-induced coma last night but I woke up really early this morning and I can't go back to sleep.  I'm going to get off my ass and just let the jet lag creep up when I least expect it to knock me out into this deep sleep that I really need.  My trip was great but when you've traveled just about everywhere from</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/488188184303252199'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/488188184303252199'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/07/back-in-team-america.html' title='Back in Team America'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-4880519529611076104</id><published>2008-07-08T10:17:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-07-08T10:17:55.567-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>HIATUS</title><summary type='text'>Friends,I'm going to be taking a temporary hiatus from my page because I'm going up to NYC today for a shoot and I'll be there for the week then I'm off to Europe for a few weeks for a vacation.  I know most of you can care less but there's a select few of you that read my nonsense like a fucking gospel and I know it will be tough for some of you.  I'm sorry but hopefully I can crank out new </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/4880519529611076104'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/4880519529611076104'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/07/hiatus.html' title='HIATUS'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-7429059552646895292</id><published>2008-06-30T11:25:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-06-30T11:27:02.781-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><title type='text'>CAMEL TOE HEAVEN</title><summary type='text'>Every time I watch this video, I feel like I died and went to camel toe heaven.  Enjoy it and have a happy Monday!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/7429059552646895292'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/7429059552646895292'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/06/camel-toe-heaven.html' title='CAMEL TOE HEAVEN'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-2814935600529601236</id><published>2008-06-24T05:10:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-06-24T05:11:05.171-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='film'/><title type='text'>RHINESTONE</title><summary type='text'>I’m currently under going a slight case of insomnia after doing an open mic tonight and I was lucky enough to finally come across the awfully awful 1984 film Rhinestone starring Sylvester Stallone and Dolly Parton. I’ve never seen this film up until tonight but it’s been one of those movies that are so bad that it’s been the butt of many jokes by the pop culture community in the 24 years since </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/2814935600529601236'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/2814935600529601236'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/06/rhinestone.html' title='RHINESTONE'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-1133711567463079904</id><published>2008-06-23T12:31:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-06-23T12:36:15.478-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>RIP George Carlin</title><summary type='text'>George Carlin died late last night from a heart attack in Santa Monica, CA.  He was my favorite comedian a huge influence on me growing up.  I never got to see him perform live and it's one thing I regret not doing.  I had the chance to go see him live 2 years ago here in Miami but I was out of town and I knew that I had to see him live sooner rather than later due to the fact that he's had drug </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/1133711567463079904'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/1133711567463079904'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/06/rip-george-carlin.html' title='RIP George Carlin'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-8821487473202379015</id><published>2008-06-19T00:51:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-06-19T00:53:08.192-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>The Real McCain</title><summary type='text'>Just wanted to share with you somethings to think about Senator John McCain.  Check out the video and also the website in case your interested in finding out more about John McCain.www.therealmccain.com</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/8821487473202379015'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/8821487473202379015'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/06/real-mccain.html' title='The Real McCain'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-3779325075460601163</id><published>2008-06-17T10:27:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-06-17T10:28:00.679-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>Mutual Slump (a blog about Tim Russert)</title><summary type='text'>I’m already mourning the loss of Tim Russert not because I spent a good chunk of my weekend watching replay loops of his bio about the husky meat loaf hearted daddy’s boy that must piss off his mom by never mentioning her in his sap-filled public love notes and his on going love of politics. Ok, so I did spend about 65% of my weekend watching a never-ending memorial to my favorite TV journalist </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/3779325075460601163'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/3779325075460601163'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/06/mutual-slump-blog-about-tim-russert.html' title='Mutual Slump (a blog about Tim Russert)'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-3631859266075031758</id><published>2008-06-13T15:08:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-06-13T15:10:04.640-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>RIP Tim Russert</title><summary type='text'>Tim Russert, the host of NBC's Meet The Press died today of a heart attack at age 58.  He was a sharp guy and made my Sunday mornings worthwhile to get out of my drunken coma to watch his show.  Take a look at a recent verbal smackdown that he did on John McCain.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/3631859266075031758'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/3631859266075031758'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/06/rip-tim-russert.html' title='RIP Tim Russert'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-3650994562062769863</id><published>2008-06-09T11:40:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-06-09T11:41:26.481-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>The 4 Letter C-WORD (proceed with caution if you're a female)</title><summary type='text'>Ladies, why does the four letter C-WORD have to be the absolute word that draws the line and ends it for all of you?  I can't even casually say the word in front my girlfriends joking around.  What is sooo bad about the word that I can't even say the word in a story about a girl that called another girl that?  This recently happened to me.  They look at me like I just murdered someone and I </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/3650994562062769863'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/3650994562062769863'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/06/4-letter-c-word-proceed-with-caution-if.html' title='The 4 Letter C-WORD (proceed with caution if you&apos;re a female)'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-1760844307643036965</id><published>2008-06-05T11:23:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-06-05T11:24:34.536-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>Soft Names Make Soft People</title><summary type='text'>Check out the living legend himself break down all of the stupid new names that have plagued our lives.Thanks, George!        FUCK TODD, KYLE AND TUCKER!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/1760844307643036965'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/1760844307643036965'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/06/soft-names-make-soft-people.html' title='Soft Names Make Soft People'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-1560487061189130533</id><published>2008-06-04T14:54:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-06-04T14:55:32.814-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>The Only Thing That Kept Me Sane Today</title><summary type='text'>I was stuck at an audition for over two hours today in a room full of would be Zoolanders and shithead casting directors.  I had no form of entertainment and my Blackberry was running low on juice so I had to conserve on my texting to important business and not random nonsense like I usually do.  I wasn't in the mood today to be in this situation and would have smacked anyone that dared to utter </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/1560487061189130533'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/1560487061189130533'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/06/only-thing-that-kept-me-sane-today.html' title='The Only Thing That Kept Me Sane Today'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-7481034111407779220</id><published>2008-06-04T09:57:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-06-04T09:57:35.815-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>Make Yourself Awesome</title><summary type='text'>Friends,Makes yourself awesome tonight by being super fan and coming to see me perform at the Hard Rock.  I'll leave you some free tickets at the box office if you contact me with how many do you need.  It's going to be a great night and you owe it to yourself to sneak out on a school night for a few laughs.  Don't stay home and watch unfunny reruns of Everybody Love Raymond on TBS.  You do that </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/7481034111407779220'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/7481034111407779220'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/06/make-yourself-awesome.html' title='Make Yourself Awesome'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-767084445036372672</id><published>2008-06-04T00:32:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-06-04T01:16:33.870-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>Why Does It Always Have To Be About You?</title><summary type='text'>I'm getting pissed off at Hillary showing a lack of class in not throwing in her towel on the same night as Barack Obama reaches the delegate count and is ready to be the nominee of their party.  I know she gave him a hell of a dirty cat clawing fight during the campaign but she came out a strong favorite from day one and fell apart because people got sick of her high minded entitled run for </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/767084445036372672'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/767084445036372672'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/06/why-does-it-always-have-to-be-about-you.html' title='Why Does It Always Have To Be About You?'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-1383400433013220465</id><published>2008-06-03T20:43:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-06-03T22:25:32.433-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>YES WE JUST DID!</title><summary type='text'>Barack Obama just won the presumptive Democratic nomination after securing enough delegates and fighting off that vicious creature that never went away they call Hillary Clinton.  She made this race uglier than it was needed but it's over now.  She can stop waving her flabby arms at her supporters and stop her vicious chicken hawk rhetoric.  No more nightly prime time hoarse sounding speeches of </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/1383400433013220465'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/1383400433013220465'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/06/yes-we-just-did.html' title='YES WE JUST DID!'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-8290453726449428747</id><published>2008-06-02T18:29:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-06-02T18:30:06.832-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>Crazy Old Hag Gets Crazy</title><summary type='text'>Check out this crazy old hag blab away about Hillary, being a second class citizen, repping the money making borough of NYC, Obama bashing, paranoia over the government, and a surprising endorsement for McCain.It's only 48 more hours before Hillary calls it an end of a run.  YES WE CAN!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/8290453726449428747'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/8290453726449428747'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/06/crazy-old-hag-gets-crazy.html' title='Crazy Old Hag Gets Crazy'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-6931645188094460469</id><published>2008-06-02T10:54:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-06-02T10:55:38.806-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>Si Podemos</title><summary type='text'>Check out this video that I worked on for the Obama campaign a few weeks ago.  I'm proud to have done this and it was a fun shoot.  Enjoy!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/6931645188094460469'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/6931645188094460469'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/06/si-podemos.html' title='Si Podemos'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-7349580524010589500</id><published>2008-05-31T13:54:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-05-31T13:54:31.357-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>Do you have a Peter Pan costume?</title><summary type='text'>Friends,I'm hoping someone out there in the social networking website world has a Peter Pan costume that they can let me borrow.  I'm filming a skit this week and I really need it.  The skit is about being a manchild and the nonsense that comes from it when stuck in the real world.  I would greatly appreciate it and I promise to bring it back in perfect condition.  Thanks in advance.Franky</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/7349580524010589500'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/7349580524010589500'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/05/do-you-have-peter-pan-costume.html' title='Do you have a Peter Pan costume?'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-1947934266862411410</id><published>2008-05-29T08:31:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-05-29T08:32:13.457-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>Is Anne Hathaway Part Shark?</title><summary type='text'>I've had this debate going with my friends for a while trying to figure if the actress Anne Hathaway is hot or not.  Sometimes she looks hot and other times she looks like a shark.  People initially say I'm crazy when I mention that she looks like shark but under further review, I always make believers out of people.  I got a text message from a friend the other day and he was at the movie </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/1947934266862411410'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/1947934266862411410'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/05/is-anne-hathaway-part-shark.html' title='Is Anne Hathaway Part Shark?'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-8665933029239310216</id><published>2008-05-28T18:33:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-05-28T18:34:40.000-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>KOALA PORN</title><summary type='text'>Check out this very hilarious koala porn.   I love it!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/8665933029239310216'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/8665933029239310216'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/05/koala-porn.html' title='KOALA PORN'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-8984564440294558035</id><published>2008-05-27T14:02:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-05-27T14:03:24.084-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='film'/><title type='text'>I NEED A HOT CHICK</title><summary type='text'>Ok, I'm not that pathetic using this social networking site to actually meet women to hook up with them. Like seriously, what type of loser would really stoop that low anyways? Geeze!I need a girl that has modeling or acting experience for a skit for my Internet show. My budget is laughably low (ok, there's no budget) but it's high on dreams. I'm going to shoot this skit sometime this weekend. </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/8984564440294558035'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/8984564440294558035'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/05/i-need-hot-chick.html' title='I NEED A HOT CHICK'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-4861644844790915061</id><published>2008-05-27T12:38:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-05-27T12:39:06.586-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><title type='text'>Hottest MC's In The Shame</title><summary type='text'>I'm watching MTV's Hottest MC's In The Game.  Talk about how out of touch both worlds have become.  MTV aired an American Gladiators marathon all day yesterday.  Sure, I did watch it all day but I was hungover and had nothing else better to do.  I know for a fact music videos don't bring money to that network but it's pathetic that they have to air another network's show on their channel then run</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/4861644844790915061'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/4861644844790915061'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/05/hottest-mcs-in-shame.html' title='Hottest MC&apos;s In The Shame'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-8802964183245304370</id><published>2008-05-26T22:23:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-05-26T22:24:44.495-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random Nonsense'/><title type='text'>Sneak Peek</title><summary type='text'>Friends,Take a peek of my upcoming show. Bill O'Reilly's tirade inspired me. I hope you like.Frankyhttp://cnrgmedia.blogspot.com/Please share your feedback.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/8802964183245304370'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/8802964183245304370'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/05/sneak-peek.html' title='Sneak Peek'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691148089680181548.post-7900023266971529807</id><published>2008-05-25T12:33:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-05-25T12:38:16.957-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><title type='text'>Prime Time Dying</title><summary type='text'>I'm jamming to Sublime right now. They are one of my all-time favorite bands but I haven't listened to them in a while because I lost a lot of my music files months ago when I switched from PC to MAC. It's a crime that I deprived my ears. I downloaded all of their stuff the other night and I haven't stopped listening to them since.Listening to this music makes realize that this guy should have </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/7900023266971529807'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2691148089680181548/posts/default/7900023266971529807'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://frankyarriola.blogspot.com/2008/05/prime-time-dying.html' title='Prime Time Dying'/><author><name>Franky Arriola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03389434636015540031</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f388/TRosen/FRANKFIST.jpg'/></author></entry></feed>
